Just yesterday we received startling news, Donald Trump was under cover as a usual citizen going out on his McDonalds run, when suddenly employees started screaming “DUCK FOR COVER”, Trump was obviously confused a surprised, but before he could do anything, a burgers flew out of the back, and hit him right in the face, and before Trump could run away another came hurtling into his arm, after a while the fries and a few soft drinks decided to join in, unfortunately Trump suffered from a concussion after an Egg McMuffin pushed him into oncoming traffic, so sadly he has no prior memory of this experience, the American government is taking the necessary precautions, just in case there is a second attack.
Is this the beginning of the burger uprising?
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