HS’s guide to cats
“Hi, I’m HS. M, give me my donuts! Sorry, let’s look at MY guide of cats":
1. cats don’t eat pizza
2. they poop in a box
3. they eat all my doughnuts
4. they knock stuff over
5. they rip stuff
6. their nails are perfect for pizza cutters
7. they cough up hair balls
8. they're cuddly
9. they vomit food!
10. they stink
"I hope you like it (not)! Now I have to finish my donuts! Bye."
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