Cooban Government Conspiring With Uranians To Nuke The United States Of America From Space!! by Kevin and Alex

On February 30, 2020, American spies revealed the Cooban Government’s plan to nuke America from outer space.  What they didn’t realize was found out by our own reporter, Axes Deenight. The Cooban Government had contact with a species that had made its habitat on Uranus.  They were planning to nuke America by powering a rocket with Uranus gas! American secret agents Klaziphide N. Phormaydshon and Reschrikdet Daukyooment returned to check the evidence.  They relayed their results to Mission Commander Lauhgd Owht and Squadron Lieutenant Eantur Pazwert The Cooban Government admitted to their crimes after the American agents brought out their recordings.  Luckily, the Coobans were able to betray the Uranians and the nuke blew up on Uranus, which has been destroyed. However, as the Uranus gas is flammable, the explosion blasted flaming Uranus gas to Saturn and Neptune, which caught on fire and also exploded when the fire reached their cores.