Samuel Inferno by Alex and Kevin

As he melted into a puddle, Thomas Marine yelled, “Your temporary new headmaster is Samuel Inferno!” 

“Wow,” said Samuel Inferno, “It takes a long time to learn how to do interdimensional teleportation.  Alright, so here’s the plan. Steven, help train Alex. I’ll help with Hobo Joe. Let’s start.” So Steven took Alex to the Cave Training Center, which was the rock training center, and Samuel took Hobo Joe to the Unusual Ability Tower, which was built by Anthony Mind, a Ph.D in magic.  The building could add new floors that had anything to fit the needs of superpowers the Academy had never seen before. The new floor that was created featured an extremely high ceiling, various weapons and monsters, indestructible walls, and a magic McDonald’s Happy Meal that would regenerate after two minutes.  Samuel left Hobo Joe in the room, where he picked up the Happy Meal and started

to eat it. After three bites, a hippo-shark fell from the ceiling and devoured the Happy Meal, and then eyed Hobo Joe hungrily.

Hobo Joe yelled, “THOU SHALT NOT LIVE!!!!” as he grew to ten times his size and stepped on the hippo-shark, then threw it like a boomerang out of the window, where it crashed through the wall of the McDonald’s next to the Academy, got a Happy Meal stuck on its fin, and flew back to Hobo Joe.  The hippo-shark ate the Happy Meal when it landed, so Hobo Joe blew fire on it until it was a pile of charcoal. Then he shrank back to normal size, just in time for the Happy Meal to regenerate. He ate as fast as he could, and then just sat there. Meanwhile, Alex was practicing different attacks with rock.  He could now raise fists from out of the ground, and even create a golem that could think for itself. He could also create a rock wall that could withstand Steven’s lightning. Suddenly, the golem turned on Alex. It exploded into shards of rock that flew at him, and in its place there were two golems instead.  The golems kept multiplying and destroying more and more things. Steven had watched Thomas do this once, so he knew what to do.

He flew to the Unusual Ability Tower and grabbed the regenerating Happy Meal. He then proceeded to throw the Happy Meal at the golems, who destroyed it with one explosion. Hobo Joe jumped out of the Tower and grew fifteen times his own size in midair, shouting, “FOR MCDONALD’S!!!!”  His powers seemed to be getting stronger.  He landed on the golems and then started to destroy them with his laser eyes, but the golems were still multiplying and there were too many of them to fight.  A superhero flew out of the Iceberg Training Center and froze all the golems. Samuel came over and slammed his hands together, creating a heatwave that disintegrated the golems..  The ice superhero came over to Alex.  

“Jonathan Frost, ice Ph.D. "Nice to meet you,” he said

“Alex Stone, no degree, nice to meet you,” replied Alex Jonathan flew back to the Iceberg Training Center.  

“I think you should get back to your training,” said Samuel from behindHobo Joe, startling him, “Your powers have clearly improved.”  So Hobo Joe went back to the Unusual Ability Tower and kept up his Happy Meal routine. Thomas Marine suddenly materialized behind him.

“You won’t believe what I found out,” said Thomas.

“What did you find out?” asked Hobo Joe.

Thomas answered, “I found out that…”