Movie Theaters by Aubrey

Dark and quiet

Like a cave

Snacks so overpriced

You’d think they were handmade

No limit to what you can see

They do have it all

But on five-dollar Tuesdays

You must fight through quite a packed hall

It’s worth it though when the picture on the screen are superb

You can feel it in your belly, like a bad tasting herb

So, what are you waiting for? Buy a ticket right now!

The new one is out and it’s bound to wow!

American Government Crumbles After Burgers Start Flying in Washington D.C by Aubrey

   Just yesterday we received startling news, Donald Trump was under cover as a usual citizen going out on his McDonalds run, when suddenly employees started screaming “DUCK FOR COVER”, Trump was obviously confused a surprised, but before he could do anything, a burgers flew out of the back, and hit him right in the face, and before Trump could run away another came hurtling into his arm, after a while the fries and a few soft drinks decided to join in, unfortunately Trump suffered from a concussion after an Egg McMuffin pushed him into oncoming traffic, so sadly he has no prior memory of this experience, the American government is taking the necessary precautions, just in case there is a second attack.

    Is this the beginning of the burger uprising?