Cat destroys the whole house by Sofia

One day on August 21, 2019 a cat destroys the whole house. The master came home in his car and found the house half gone, the roof was gone the curtains were ripped the sofa had claw marks everywhere and the bed was full of stuffing and the cat only looked innocent which the window was perfectly fine and only one bug on it.

The master immediately called the police and the cat was sent to the judge of guilt and all the cat said was meow meow and the cat was free but still destroyed the other houses the master bought over and over again.

Little girl burns down the empire state building by Tanvi

The incident happened at 6:59 in the morning when Ogno was playing with fire and accidentally burned herself throwing the match into the gas tank across the room The empire burned down but everyone escaped just fine. Many people sued the child of their lost things and every time she got away scot-free. Nobody knows how she has such good lawyers they just appeared and they don't even speak! Many suspect that they are not human.The government is constantly protecting this child with security guards , a nice home , and unlimited money.

Many are aggravated on this issue.

Baby Hamsters Fall from the Sky and Invade Private Island! by Samantha

Betty and Dave Johnson woke up to a shocking surprise on Sunday, June 3^rd, when they found out their Caribbean home had been infested with baby hamsters overnight.

“It was absolutely terrifying,” the traumatized couple recalled at the Tuesday press conference. “Those little rodents were everywhere,”

The Internet has been quick to respond, starting a GoFundMe to help the Johnsons pay for the extermination. Animal Rescue is scheduled to fly out on Thursday, although an anonymous source revealed that the Johnsons might not even want to return.

“It’s awful,” a friend of the couple told the press. “I can’t even begin to imagine what they’re going through.”

However, not everyone is feeling sympathetic. The Healthy Hamster Association, or the HHA, has begun protesting the extermination in front of the Johnson’s Beverly Hills mansion.

“This definitely counts as animal abuse,” HHA representative Frida McShane said during a brief interview. “I think I speak for every hamster enthusiast out there when I say that we just can’t let this happen.”

To adopt a hamster, contact daveandbetty@gmail.com.

To donate to the GoFundMe, go to https://helpthejohnsons.

Fairy found in London destroying British Prime Minister by Joy

In London, a fairy was found fluttering around in panic, a second later he or she was nowhere to be found.

When the Prime Minister was giving a speech, the fairy came back with an army of fairies. One of the fairies trapped the poor Prime Minister in a force field while knocking out all of her guards. Meanwhile, the other fairies were busy knocking out all the people watching the speech. 

A couple minutes later, the soldiers arrived but the fairies easily knocked out the guards. The other half of the fairies were busy shredding the Prime Minister into bits. 

Only a few made it out alive, the only reason this story is told because there were people hiding while watching the drama happen. The people who were knocked out had no memory of what happened. No one knows where the fairies came from or if was an illusion also, no one knows the gender of the fairy who was found fluttering in panic. The funeral for the Prime Minister will be held tomorrow at Chelsea Funeral Directors in honor of the Prime Minister. A couple days after the attack a dead fairy was found but you can't see it’s face nor hair clearly. So its gender is still a mystery. 

The assistant Prime Minister became Prime Minister yesterday but just revealed that there is a M8! Guess what the M8 is? The M8 is the super secret service which has fairies serving in it! When the M8 found out that the evil fairies had attacked and killed the Prime Minister, they were as angry as ever. Soon the M8 returned an attack on the evil fairies which ended up as a defeat for the evil fairies which soon found out their evil fairies group name is ‘‘The Neverseen’’. When the M8 returned, they had only lost one fairy named Sarah. Now there is proof that fairies are real but many still do not believe the attack. 

New Bus Route Discovered! Route 19S Takes You Beyond Our Solar System! by Rushil

On July 20, 2019, a new bus route with the name 19S is going to be put in place, with the first stop being in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and the last stop being at the edge of the universe, and the total travel time for the bus will be total to 1 hour. The roads are being built and the last portion will be done just before the first bus will be start its route. A sightseeing tour will also be conducted, and a special bus will be traveling for that event. Route 19S, which runs on Universal Road, will give you a good look at our solar system, and all the other planets, stars, asteroids, comets, solar systems, and galaxies that the road will pass. The road is also equipped with a special transparent material that acts as a shield for whenever the road gets close to a black hole. The road was built as a birthday gift for Donald Trump, which was still pending from last year. When informed that the route was almost done, he was happiest he has been in his life. The first route starts at 9 am on July 20^th. Be the first in line to get a trip to the edge of the universe!