Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Baby Hamsters Fall from the Sky and Invade Private Island! by Samantha

Betty and Dave Johnson woke up to a shocking surprise on Sunday, June 3rd, when they found out their Caribbean home had been infested with baby hamsters overnight.
“It was absolutely terrifying,” the traumatized couple recalled at the Tuesday press conference. “Those little rodents were everywhere,”
The Internet has been quick to respond, starting a GoFundMe to help the Johnsons pay for the extermination. Animal Rescue is scheduled to fly out on Thursday, although an anonymous source revealed that the Johnsons might not even want to return.
“It’s awful,” a friend of the couple told the press. “I can’t even begin to imagine what they’re going through.”
However, not everyone is feeling sympathetic. The Healthy Hamster Association, or the HHA, has begun protesting the extermination in front of the Johnson’s Beverly Hills mansion.
“This definitely counts as animal abuse,” HHA representative Frida McShane said during a brief interview. “I think I speak for every hamster enthusiast out there when I say that we just can’t let this happen.”

To adopt a hamster, contact daveandbetty@gmail.com.
To donate to the GoFundMe, go to https://helpthejohnsons.

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